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[Sunday, January 25th, 2009
@ 1:33am] |
Oh, Tahiti. Could you have been any more beautiful? And perfect?
For Christmas, Preston and I treated ourselves and Chi to a Polynesian vacation. We left two days before New Years and spent like two fucking weeks on the famous hut resort in Bora Bora. Oh. My. God. The weather was unbelievable and when it did rain, can we say sexy as fucking hell? Yeah, so we got three huts. Shut the fuck up, Preston. I know what you're going to say. I'm needy, okay? Yeah. I get it. You don't have to fucking shove it in my face every time I climb into your bed or you catch me snuggling with Chi. Shut your mother fucking mouth.
Okay. Moving on.
The huts we stayed in were amazing. The resort staff was actually pretty awesome about letting us stay to ourselves and gave us great hints about what beaches were usually always vacant, hooked us up with trail guides and scuba gear. You know, if we had been younger...they probably wouldn't have treated us the way they did. Management probably would have freaked out that ROCKSTARSOMG were coming and put the staff on full alert. I don't think we broke a single thing. Well, except Preston's bed. He's a fat ass.
Basically, we wasted time getting drunk and sitting on the beach. Chi's a beautiful little red lobster. Preston looks true to his roots, Chief JerkingOff. And then there's me. Beautiful and perfect as always. I've got the nice sunkissed look, if I ever wanted to be one of those hot, retarded bitches in Hollywood. I prefer to keep my brains, though.
Unfortunate for all, we are home again. New York is fucking cold, but not when you have boys to keep you warm! PJ & I have been hanging out a lot at Chi's, keeping an eye on him and making sure he eats. Not like either of us are good cooks, but dude's not going to starve. We're going back to the studio soon. Soon, as in, I don't know when but he needs his strength. I think right now, we're still recovering from four months touring, the holidays, Nebraska and missing Tahiti with every inch of my cold, black heart.
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[Friday, November 14th, 2008
@ 1:44pm] |
shut up and buy my new record
send more money
( fuck you, buddy! )
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